It is very important to understand the way buyers think. Here is some special information that I would like to emphasize since it’s such an important part of becoming successful and making a fortune online.
RULE NUMBER #1: Sell things which people feel is an investment to them.
During difficult economic times like now, people are more willing to purchase something they see as an “investment” as opposed to just something else they like, but do not need. Therefore anything that enables people to earn money out of spending money will be easier to sell.
Consumers don't regard this type of purchase as a “normal purchase”, since they will be receiving value back in return for the money they spent. This seems pretty simple, but let me explain in a little more detail.
A good example of this type of item to sell right now would be a product that shows one how to “earn extra income at home”. Since this type of product is an investment in oneself and since it will “pay back” what one has spent on the product, it is not viewed as a “normal everyday purchase”. This is what I mean by “selling only things to people which they think are an investment to them”.
Now you're probably thinking, OK that's sounds great, but how do I actually START DOING all this?
To be honest, I have learned that the Internet is the best place for this. Now I'm going to explain exactly how you can use the Internet to achieve this in the fastest possible time, with results you will find hard to believe!
It’s quite simple really, just become an affiliate of a product that is ALREADY selling extremely well! Don't worry, for those of you who don't know what an “affiliate” is, I'll explain. You sell a product which isn't yours, and make a commission for each sale you generate. To illustrate the power of affiliate selling, if you earn $50 commission for every affiliate product you sell, and you sell 100 products, you will make $5000 – Not bad huh?
Now don't get overwhelmed with all this new information - it's really quite easy to become an affiliate for a products. There are many free websites where you can easily create your own affiliate program (extremely easy to do, you'll see) so that you can start selling right away! One these is ClickBank, so make sure to check them out. They are definitely the most popular affiliate selling website with thousands of great products being offered.
The key to being successful with ClickBank is to sell one of their products that are considered an “investment” to a potential buyer. This is the key to making good money online. I’m sure you have probably heard of the many “new” millionaires who have made it this way.
So start now! Earning GREAT money online, it's really not that difficult!
Did you find this article helpful? If you did, then watch these step-by-step video tutorials I've created that explain the above in a video format, with examples! http://tinyurl.com/y9lzbbp
Rule #2: Make sure you DON’T PITCH your potential buyer the Tycoon Cashflow product. Do as I did in this email – Just give them some good tips and ways to earn money during the recession. You may have noticed I did not mention anything at all about buying my product, Tycoon Cashflow. Had I done so, they may have felt pressured and resulted in them being turned off anything else I had to say, regardless of how good that information may have been.
Its’ been proven that by providing people with a lot of high quality FREE information, they are more inclined to purchase your product eventually. Again, notice how the last few sentences in my article read:
Did you find this article helpful? If you did, then watch these step-by-step video tutorials I've created that explain the above in a video format, with examples! http://tinyurl.com/y9lzbbp
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Friday, September 11, 2009
*Aktiviti di UTM*
ooooo tok flashback pun cerita..... Masa zaman blaja di UTM marek..... Penah sik nengar
Girl just wanna have FUN ???.....
Mesti ktkorg penah dengar nak lagu ya....Well mekorg pun dolok wanna have fun.... but bukan dengan pegi Clubbing or benda pelik2... Ingat Tuhan juak ingat MakBapak juak.... Tapi tok cara mekorg dirik....cara we have FUN....hahahaaaaaa.....
Kmk share ngan ktkorg semua base on photos yang kmk ada kinek tok ahhh.....
Futsal...
Bukan futsal biasa...we call it stupid futsal..... stupid???...coba tangga apa dipakei mekorg time bemain....yes!!kain pelekat....hahahhaha...bodo ooo....but we'd fun!!!!! dah main dalam ujan, court licin...shoootttt....nang sakit burit tegugok tegelincir....miak laki jadi penonton, pecah perut tetak...sabar jak la....tapi best!!!!!kedak urg gila main...Phat, nok pakei baju ijo ya, smpei telaler laler kain nya...ahahahaaaaaa..... and time tok la mek kenak ngn gerek mek Ahmad Zaid(klak crita)
Seremban......
Main seremban tok salah satu cara mek org ilangkan stress.... bukan main mena pun...main tipu ada jak..hahaha...da jak trick di polah....sampei sik tauk sapa menang...last last sakit perut tetak kotan main ekot palak masing2...ney ndak, sorg ekot cara Penang, sorg ekot cara Pahang, sorg ekot cara Kuching....alu penin palak miker...ahahahhahaaaaa
Ego.... Actually tok motosikal EGO Semsassom(pelek oo namanya, unik).. Motosikal mestilah 2 org jak dapat nait...tapi lam hal FUN tek, dekat nak every night lekak dinner, mekorg nait EGO rami rami... nait smapei 4 org...ahahaaaa...kakya raon pusin UTM...semua urg heran...ney ndak prangei cam apa...tetak tetak mlm2 gia...tapi mekorg sik duli la, coz time ya mekorg senior ba...apa?da junior brani nganok ka?....
Dye.... Tok salah satu activiti k ngisik masa lapang...okay kacak phat.... palak bungkus lam plastik....hahahahaaa...tok kaedah paling murah and bagus diamal dirumah....sak tek konon dye ya meresap dalam2....pa ka reti....tang ada2 jak idea pelek mekorg tok koh...nama sik pandei renah ehh....sorg tukang ngedye...Si Acu...ya tangan Acu ngurut palak sak bagus hasel nya tek...ahahhaaaaaa...lucu koh...
Hair Roll..... Haaa....tok namanya sik ada kerja...sik tauk nak molah apa...rambut diroll kedak ya kakya pakei spc besar manseya...ahahhaaa...siney ndak ka Sa ngoleh spec ya....bukan kacak pun rambut lekak digolong...bengong gik ada rupa gia...sik tauk eh... cara pakei express feeling kali...ya tang sik betol jak kerja...
Pegang TooooT....
Coba tangga ya...apa nama prangei kedak ya?....ahahahahaaaa...
Siboh diekot prangei gia...nang sikda kerja...ilang moral kali...
ahahahahaaaaaa....gago nak pegang ToooT Sa....Otedah Sa... cuak da muka nya oleh 4 ikok setan ya....hahahahaa....sorry Sa...XOXO
wohhhhh...ya jak gambar yang dijumpai....sik abis cerita...maka byk gik benda bodo dipolah....ahahaaaa...tapi sikpa la...biarla rahsia....ahahahaaaa...
Girl just wanna have FUN ???.....
Mesti ktkorg penah dengar nak lagu ya....Well mekorg pun dolok wanna have fun.... but bukan dengan pegi Clubbing or benda pelik2... Ingat Tuhan juak ingat MakBapak juak.... Tapi tok cara mekorg dirik....cara we have FUN....hahahaaaaaa.....
Kmk share ngan ktkorg semua base on photos yang kmk ada kinek tok ahhh.....
Futsal...Bukan futsal biasa...we call it stupid futsal..... stupid???...coba tangga apa dipakei mekorg time bemain....yes!!kain pelekat....hahahhaha...bodo ooo....but we'd fun!!!!! dah main dalam ujan, court licin...shoootttt....nang sakit burit tegugok tegelincir....miak laki jadi penonton, pecah perut tetak...sabar jak la....tapi best!!!!!kedak urg gila main...Phat, nok pakei baju ijo ya, smpei telaler laler kain nya...ahahahaaaaaa..... and time tok la mek kenak ngn gerek mek Ahmad Zaid(klak crita)
Seremban...... Main seremban tok salah satu cara mek org ilangkan stress.... bukan main mena pun...main tipu ada jak..hahaha...da jak trick di polah....sampei sik tauk sapa menang...last last sakit perut tetak kotan main ekot palak masing2...ney ndak, sorg ekot cara Penang, sorg ekot cara Pahang, sorg ekot cara Kuching....alu penin palak miker...ahahahhahaaaaa
Ego.... Actually tok motosikal EGO Semsassom(pelek oo namanya, unik).. Motosikal mestilah 2 org jak dapat nait...tapi lam hal FUN tek, dekat nak every night lekak dinner, mekorg nait EGO rami rami... nait smapei 4 org...ahahaaaa...kakya raon pusin UTM...semua urg heran...ney ndak prangei cam apa...tetak tetak mlm2 gia...tapi mekorg sik duli la, coz time ya mekorg senior ba...apa?da junior brani nganok ka?....
Dye.... Tok salah satu activiti k ngisik masa lapang...okay kacak phat.... palak bungkus lam plastik....hahahahaaa...tok kaedah paling murah and bagus diamal dirumah....sak tek konon dye ya meresap dalam2....pa ka reti....tang ada2 jak idea pelek mekorg tok koh...nama sik pandei renah ehh....sorg tukang ngedye...Si Acu...ya tangan Acu ngurut palak sak bagus hasel nya tek...ahahhaaaaaa...lucu koh...
Hair Roll..... Haaa....tok namanya sik ada kerja...sik tauk nak molah apa...rambut diroll kedak ya kakya pakei spc besar manseya...ahahhaaa...siney ndak ka Sa ngoleh spec ya....bukan kacak pun rambut lekak digolong...bengong gik ada rupa gia...sik tauk eh... cara pakei express feeling kali...ya tang sik betol jak kerja...
Pegang TooooT....Coba tangga ya...apa nama prangei kedak ya?....ahahahahaaaa...
Siboh diekot prangei gia...nang sikda kerja...ilang moral kali...
ahahahahaaaaaa....gago nak pegang ToooT Sa....Otedah Sa... cuak da muka nya oleh 4 ikok setan ya....hahahahaa....sorry Sa...XOXO
wohhhhh...ya jak gambar yang dijumpai....sik abis cerita...maka byk gik benda bodo dipolah....ahahaaaa...tapi sikpa la...biarla rahsia....ahahahaaaa...
*Jemputan Kawen Wajihan & Sapik*
Perhatian kepada ahli kumpulan "GENDANG" (Acu, Ecah, Fathieah & Sa)
Tok ada news tok....
This is Waji and her beloved boyfiend Sapik... Wajihan tok dolok roomate kmk kat UTM dolok.. nya junior kmk tapi course lain la...nya org JB, Pasir Gudang to be exact...yalah nya salu balit rumah, dekat ba, lalu la tinggal me sorang jak di bilit.... huhuhuuuu....
(gambar time pegi lepak di pantei)
Sapik dolok kira bestfriend nya...kakya lamak2, masing2 pun single, alu la begerek....kmk tok dolok la saksi per'gerek'an nya duak dolok....tapi sik sangka juak eh nya duak betahan sampe ke jinjang pelamen....bagus eh!!!! da jodoh nya duak...sik sia sia jak pengorbanan selamak tok....
so enuf of that...
So ari marek kmk dapat invitation card dari wajihan...so nya sik jemput mek sorang, nya jemput kak tria dan kawan2 (kat sampul) and kak tria, kak fatiyah, kak acu, kak ecah, kak sal (lam card jemputan ya)....
Nya jemput kita coz nya madah kita mok begeng ngan nya dolok....heheheeee pa ka reti....
Ingat sik time tok kita pegi makan rah AGUS......
ooooowwww rindu!!!
Tengah kmk cari gambar rah Agus tejumpa gamba kita makan rah PizzaHut JJ Taman U......
aaaaaaaaaa....really miss you girls.....hmmmmmpppphhhhh
(Acara makan berami-rami)
Tok ada news tok....
This is Waji and her beloved boyfiend Sapik... Wajihan tok dolok roomate kmk kat UTM dolok.. nya junior kmk tapi course lain la...nya org JB, Pasir Gudang to be exact...yalah nya salu balit rumah, dekat ba, lalu la tinggal me sorang jak di bilit.... huhuhuuuu....
(gambar time pegi lepak di pantei)
Sapik dolok kira bestfriend nya...kakya lamak2, masing2 pun single, alu la begerek....kmk tok dolok la saksi per'gerek'an nya duak dolok....tapi sik sangka juak eh nya duak betahan sampe ke jinjang pelamen....bagus eh!!!! da jodoh nya duak...sik sia sia jak pengorbanan selamak tok....
so enuf of that...
So ari marek kmk dapat invitation card dari wajihan...so nya sik jemput mek sorang, nya jemput kak tria dan kawan2 (kat sampul) and kak tria, kak fatiyah, kak acu, kak ecah, kak sal (lam card jemputan ya)....
Nya jemput kita coz nya madah kita mok begeng ngan nya dolok....heheheeee pa ka reti....
Ingat sik time tok kita pegi makan rah AGUS......
ooooowwww rindu!!!
(tempat makan fav kmkorg coz nyaman & murah)
Tengah kmk cari gambar rah Agus tejumpa gamba kita makan rah PizzaHut JJ Taman U......
aaaaaaaaaa....really miss you girls.....hmmmmmpppphhhhh
(Acara makan berami-rami)
So Girls, the wedding is on the 17th Oct 09 which will be held at her house...and ada map kat
dalam card...So the Question is.........
dalam card...So the Question is.........
"pegi sik tok?
"
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Thursday, September 10, 2009
* Faiq *
Bah, sapa Faiq???...boyfriend Yuya tok ka????.....
Haaaaaaaaaaaa...ya la mek nak introduce para pembaca sekalian dengan miak kecik nama Faiq...
tok la Faiq...Muhammad Faiq....tok la 1st nephew kmkorg....bukan belah mekorg jak...belah kakEza(sis-in-law) pun sama....jadi tang berebut-rebut la dolok tek....
Gik pun Faiq tok encem boy juak....igt gik time pegi mall...ya la ada urg rah sia mdh Faiq tok keturunan Wan ka...kedak urg puteh la...pa gik bapak nya nengar...dunak..kembang idong nya!!!
Faiq tok congek...manjak...pa tek nya the center of attention!!!...ya la alu manjak...
Mun disuruh papa nak, contoh:
"Faiq cuci tangan nun!"
"aahh" ya jak jwpan nya...sampei kita rasa fed up bok nya nengar...entingal...hahahaaaa
Faiq sikpat nangga urg minum aik sejok.."tak aik cjok"....ndak la mun minum salu betapok takut nya mintak...lak diturut alu batok....
Tapi best mun mood nya bagus...bemain ngn nya...huahuahua....
tok salah satu agenda bemain ngn faiq....berik tudong n main begambar...
kiut ada jak muka..kedak mpuan jak...ahahahhhaaaaa
Nya tok tua ija juak...pande nak nangga BenTen dlm YouTube...mun mekorg dpn computer n online, gago la nya madh "BenTen lok"....adushhh...paksa la layan.....
Diat muka nya tang mena jak nangga BenTen lam laptop ya....
hahahaaa...apaya?....dalmation ka??....lucu baju di beli bapak nya..mula beli marek nangis2 nya sik mok nak pakei bju ya...cz nya tauk bju ya pelek...last2 dpt juak mujok nya pakei baju ya...Baju Moo....lembu...tapi cam dalmation...hahahhahaaaa...ikor baju ya goyang2 jak...lucu da nangga....
Birthday Faiq ke - 2
Kasut boot pua chukang....bday gift....ney tauk jd contractor Class A lak Faiq tok..Amin....
Robot mata biru berapi....bisin robot tok...biuk rasa nyawa....tapi mun nya main mesti robot ya nuleh belah lain, sik boleh facing nya, coz nya dirik takut juak ngn robot ya sbenarnya..ahahahahahahah...lucu!!!
Faiq
Haaaaaaaaaaaa...ya la mek nak introduce para pembaca sekalian dengan miak kecik nama Faiq...
tok la Faiq...Muhammad Faiq....tok la 1st nephew kmkorg....bukan belah mekorg jak...belah kakEza(sis-in-law) pun sama....jadi tang berebut-rebut la dolok tek....
Gik pun Faiq tok encem boy juak....igt gik time pegi mall...ya la ada urg rah sia mdh Faiq tok keturunan Wan ka...kedak urg puteh la...pa gik bapak nya nengar...dunak..kembang idong nya!!!
Faiq tok congek...manjak...pa tek nya the center of attention!!!...ya la alu manjak...
Mun disuruh papa nak, contoh:
"Faiq cuci tangan nun!"
"aahh" ya jak jwpan nya...sampei kita rasa fed up bok nya nengar...entingal...hahahaaaa
Faiq sikpat nangga urg minum aik sejok.."tak aik cjok"....ndak la mun minum salu betapok takut nya mintak...lak diturut alu batok....
Tapi best mun mood nya bagus...bemain ngn nya...huahuahua....
tok salah satu agenda bemain ngn faiq....berik tudong n main begambar...
kiut ada jak muka..kedak mpuan jak...ahahahhhaaaaa
Nya tok tua ija juak...pande nak nangga BenTen dlm YouTube...mun mekorg dpn computer n online, gago la nya madh "BenTen lok"....adushhh...paksa la layan.....
Diat muka nya tang mena jak nangga BenTen lam laptop ya....
hahahaaa...apaya?....dalmation ka??....lucu baju di beli bapak nya..mula beli marek nangis2 nya sik mok nak pakei bju ya...cz nya tauk bju ya pelek...last2 dpt juak mujok nya pakei baju ya...Baju Moo....lembu...tapi cam dalmation...hahahhahaaaa...ikor baju ya goyang2 jak...lucu da nangga....Birthday Faiq ke - 2
Kasut boot pua chukang....bday gift....ney tauk jd contractor Class A lak Faiq tok..Amin....
Robot mata biru berapi....bisin robot tok...biuk rasa nyawa....tapi mun nya main mesti robot ya nuleh belah lain, sik boleh facing nya, coz nya dirik takut juak ngn robot ya sbenarnya..ahahahahahahah...lucu!!!
Faiq
Rutin Harianku
Hi!!!!
So this is my first post...hahahah...jadi mun tang sik masok akal ya awal mintak maap...ari nak raya ba...plis la maap kan kmk...huhuhuuu
Memandangkan title aritok 'Rutin harianku', so kmk enceritala rutin harian mek selamak 2 bulan tok....maksud kmk selamak 2 bulan mek duk rumah jak....
Mesti ktkorg heran pahal kmk tok duk umah jak..."sik kereja ka nemiak tok?"... well panjang cerita nya...so ya akan mek cerita in my next post okay kawan2...
okay...back to tajuk sebenar....
selamak 2 bulan dirumah tok mek tok pandei jadi rajin molah kerja kerja rumah...pa tek rasa besalah sik kereja gik ya la datang rajin koh....hahahahaaaaa...
jadi for the first 2 weeks..rutin mek seperti di bawah....
7.30am
Bangun tido,tang tekejut tekejut jak bangun, pa tek biasa bangun pergi kereja..ya la mata tok tek dah tebiasa...bila bangun tek lalu angkat ngambik tola lalu pegi bilit mandik..alu mandik...ya nang tabiat kmk la..sik pandei bangun tido alu nak ngayang gi dibah nangga tv...bebau jak rasa(walaupun mek sik bebau-ya gerek mek mdh la..ahahaaaaa)....
Mek tok mandik sikda la lmk ney n sikda la kejap ney...sedang sedang jak....cuci muka berus gigi mandi....pa la nak di polah mandik lamak gilak...lelas tangan...
Lekak ya, bekemas dirik jap kakya ngemas bilit...biasa bilit urg dara..ngarei jak ngn dak majalah nya ngn dak rambut gugor...eh biuk nyawa...ndak alah kemas koh...
8.15am
Kakya trun la debah tek....tauk tauk suma urg dh sikda di rumah...ohhh im alone....tedah....
bila bejalan nak nuju ke dapor tek nak melimpas la tv..alu stop rah tv...on tv jak k merami rumah ba...bukan, bukan takut..ada indah antu ari siang2 tok...eh...
Channel tv salu ditangga RCTI...k parabola..awok la..umah mekorg sikda ASTRO..sorry
la...nangga indon jak mekorg..pa ngenang Ibu ke...hehhehehehe....nunggu rancangan DASYAT...best!!pa ada Luna Maya tek...Idola kmk ya ba...hahhahaha
Baruk nak dudok eh...."adoh, anak ku lom makan"...anak kmk diam di blakang rumah...lam kandang...namanya Dewi Persik....ahahahaa awok nama penyanyi DANGDUT ya...pegi la belakang nmbik abok berik ngn si Dewi..ya jak kelaparan renab ya...ndak alah makan...lom aik nya gik mala abis...bila aik nya abis n nya haus, abis tangan kita tok jd mangsa geramus..bis tgn kmk...haisshhhssss...
8.25am
Njengok dapor.....to my surprise, dapor umah kmk nang sentiasa
ngarei...adushhh...dengan rela hati...ngemasla dapor tek segala dak tapak mangkok dak suduk dak gerepu dak cangker....nasib bait mek tok jenis suka bebasoh dak tapak mangkok...yah....
8.40am
Dah kemas dapor tek nak...(lom, lom abis kerja kmk)... pegila nangga meja makan gik...Ya ampun..mintak ampun....ngarei nang la ngarei nok palig sik di suka ya da makhluk lain bemain beparty rah atas meja makan...dak gangsta semut ya....rasa nak manas da juak....eeeee...
ney Ridsect tek oooo...woh sineyka ayah nyimpan ka??...fyi ayah mek paling suka main ridsect or any other ubat nyamok...hahahahaaaaa....ngn mekorg skali di spray nya arum bulak tek....... aaaaa nya ya...adaka ditapok blakang pintu......
ahahahahaaaaaa siap ko semut n the geng....mati la sia......
lekak munoh semut, ngelap meja...betekeh tekeh jak meja...sapa makan ceridak gilak tok..segala aik susu aik kopi kuah kari sup serpih nasik....hmmphhh....sabar....
8.55am
Haaaaa.....tok la acara yang paling di tunggu2....nope, bukan nangga tv...nyapu lantei...acara tok la paling menguji minda jiwa suma...ya jak rumah tok luas nak disapu...ya jak ndak alah sapu...ari ari nak disapu..ari ari molah uras...sapa molah uras????...lain kali mun berumah eh, pakei tail rona gelap ckit, mun putih sakit mata n sakit ati nangga uras gurin di lantei....
Okay, ambik penyapu di blakang...oi penyapu import tok oii...dr indon...ahahhaha..pa tek bulan ya mekorg blt kampong di indon, biasa la ibu sikpat nangga brg best sikit alu beli k mabak balt kuching...bukan k mbak k rumah dirik jak, k mbak k brik urg juak..smpei sepuloh igek penyapu di beli k mbak blt...geleng palak jak kmk ngn adik mek nangga...ahahahahhaaaaaa....tp betol juak tindakan nya tek...nang beguna penyapu ya....nyaman ba k nyapu....n penyapu ya la jd kwn sejati kmk kinek tok...hahahahhah....
setat la nyapu dr depan smpei belakang...nang melobo uras...dak debu, dak rambut (rmbut sapa gik mun sik rmbur kmk mpun), dak uras itam2 kecik..ehhh....byk la...maka ari2 nyapu, ari ari urs byk kedak ya.....siney datang oooooooooo......
mbik masa lamak juak nyapu...urrgghhhh...sakit ppinggang....
9.30am
Blom abis gik cerita....dah bis nyapu apa yang kita patut polah murid2??....haaa betul...ngemop!!!
ngemop tok paling kepak skali...mun sik di mob lak...becepak cepak lantei....lagik lagik mun lekak begoreng kat dapor..abis abis...sikpat nak madah apa...ngesave tenaga jak dpt...urg lain molha mess kmk juak mersih suma...sikpa la..ikhlas....hhehehehehe
Ngemop sampei nitit jak peloh ke lanti..kotan tek nak....hahhahahaaa.......
10.00am
Yeay!!!!dah bersie dah rumah...bekilat jak lantei..bekilat jak meja makan..bersie jak dapor...kenyang jak sik Dewi ya....tapi kmk kepak!!!!!...panas!!!! bukak kipas angin cepat...gurin depan tv n nangga Dasyat!!!!...huh....
11.15am(time bukan bulan puasa)
Masak nasik....masak sikit pakei lunch..ibu balit lunch...mati mek mun sik masak..kenak kerepak lak....
masak apa?...heheheh....mcm2..mana mana timbol di palak tok....hehehehhe..p genti nyaman la...lak ktkorg try....
Gia la cerita nya tek...tp sejak aher2 tok..kmk dh sik bgn kol 7.30am gik...coba tekak kol brapa?..
salah...tekak gik....sikit gik....ahahhahaaa...kol 10am bok mek bgn n start polah kerja rumah....bygkan kol bapa bok lekak...huhuhuhuuuuuuuu......
So this is my first post...hahahah...jadi mun tang sik masok akal ya awal mintak maap...ari nak raya ba...plis la maap kan kmk...huhuhuuu
Memandangkan title aritok 'Rutin harianku', so kmk enceritala rutin harian mek selamak 2 bulan tok....maksud kmk selamak 2 bulan mek duk rumah jak....
Mesti ktkorg heran pahal kmk tok duk umah jak..."sik kereja ka nemiak tok?"... well panjang cerita nya...so ya akan mek cerita in my next post okay kawan2...
okay...back to tajuk sebenar....
selamak 2 bulan dirumah tok mek tok pandei jadi rajin molah kerja kerja rumah...pa tek rasa besalah sik kereja gik ya la datang rajin koh....hahahahaaaaa...
jadi for the first 2 weeks..rutin mek seperti di bawah....
7.30am
Bangun tido,tang tekejut tekejut jak bangun, pa tek biasa bangun pergi kereja..ya la mata tok tek dah tebiasa...bila bangun tek lalu angkat ngambik tola lalu pegi bilit mandik..alu mandik...ya nang tabiat kmk la..sik pandei bangun tido alu nak ngayang gi dibah nangga tv...bebau jak rasa(walaupun mek sik bebau-ya gerek mek mdh la..ahahaaaaa)....
Mek tok mandik sikda la lmk ney n sikda la kejap ney...sedang sedang jak....cuci muka berus gigi mandi....pa la nak di polah mandik lamak gilak...lelas tangan...
Lekak ya, bekemas dirik jap kakya ngemas bilit...biasa bilit urg dara..ngarei jak ngn dak majalah nya ngn dak rambut gugor...eh biuk nyawa...ndak alah kemas koh...
8.15am
Kakya trun la debah tek....tauk tauk suma urg dh sikda di rumah...ohhh im alone....tedah....
bila bejalan nak nuju ke dapor tek nak melimpas la tv..alu stop rah tv...on tv jak k merami rumah ba...bukan, bukan takut..ada indah antu ari siang2 tok...eh...
Channel tv salu ditangga RCTI...k parabola..awok la..umah mekorg sikda ASTRO..sorry
la...nangga indon jak mekorg..pa ngenang Ibu ke...hehhehehehe....nunggu rancangan DASYAT...best!!pa ada Luna Maya tek...Idola kmk ya ba...hahhahahaBaruk nak dudok eh...."adoh, anak ku lom makan"...anak kmk diam di blakang rumah...lam kandang...namanya Dewi Persik....ahahahaa awok nama penyanyi DANGDUT ya...pegi la belakang nmbik abok berik ngn si Dewi..ya jak kelaparan renab ya...ndak alah makan...lom aik nya gik mala abis...bila aik nya abis n nya haus, abis tangan kita tok jd mangsa geramus..bis tgn kmk...haisshhhssss...
8.25am
Njengok dapor.....to my surprise, dapor umah kmk nang sentiasa
ngarei...adushhh...dengan rela hati...ngemasla dapor tek segala dak tapak mangkok dak suduk dak gerepu dak cangker....nasib bait mek tok jenis suka bebasoh dak tapak mangkok...yah....8.40am
Dah kemas dapor tek nak...(lom, lom abis kerja kmk)... pegila nangga meja makan gik...Ya ampun..mintak ampun....ngarei nang la ngarei nok palig sik di suka ya da makhluk lain bemain beparty rah atas meja makan...dak gangsta semut ya....rasa nak manas da juak....eeeee...
ney Ridsect tek oooo...woh sineyka ayah nyimpan ka??...fyi ayah mek paling suka main ridsect or any other ubat nyamok...hahahahaaaaa....ngn mekorg skali di spray nya arum bulak tek....... aaaaa nya ya...adaka ditapok blakang pintu......
ahahahahaaaaaa siap ko semut n the geng....mati la sia......
lekak munoh semut, ngelap meja...betekeh tekeh jak meja...sapa makan ceridak gilak tok..segala aik susu aik kopi kuah kari sup serpih nasik....hmmphhh....sabar....
8.55am
Haaaaa.....tok la acara yang paling di tunggu2....nope, bukan nangga tv...nyapu lantei...acara tok la paling menguji minda jiwa suma...ya jak rumah tok luas nak disapu...ya jak ndak alah sapu...ari ari nak disapu..ari ari molah uras...sapa molah uras????...lain kali mun berumah eh, pakei tail rona gelap ckit, mun putih sakit mata n sakit ati nangga uras gurin di lantei....
Okay, ambik penyapu di blakang...oi penyapu import tok oii...dr indon...ahahhaha..pa tek bulan ya mekorg blt kampong di indon, biasa la ibu sikpat nangga brg best sikit alu beli k mabak balt kuching...bukan k mbak k rumah dirik jak, k mbak k brik urg juak..smpei sepuloh igek penyapu di beli k mbak blt...geleng palak jak kmk ngn adik mek nangga...ahahahahhaaaaaa....tp betol juak tindakan nya tek...nang beguna penyapu ya....nyaman ba k nyapu....n penyapu ya la jd kwn sejati kmk kinek tok...hahahahhah....
setat la nyapu dr depan smpei belakang...nang melobo uras...dak debu, dak rambut (rmbut sapa gik mun sik rmbur kmk mpun), dak uras itam2 kecik..ehhh....byk la...maka ari2 nyapu, ari ari urs byk kedak ya.....siney datang oooooooooo......
mbik masa lamak juak nyapu...urrgghhhh...sakit ppinggang....
9.30am
Blom abis gik cerita....dah bis nyapu apa yang kita patut polah murid2??....haaa betul...ngemop!!!
ngemop tok paling kepak skali...mun sik di mob lak...becepak cepak lantei....lagik lagik mun lekak begoreng kat dapor..abis abis...sikpat nak madah apa...ngesave tenaga jak dpt...urg lain molha mess kmk juak mersih suma...sikpa la..ikhlas....hhehehehehe
Ngemop sampei nitit jak peloh ke lanti..kotan tek nak....hahhahahaaa.......
10.00am
Yeay!!!!dah bersie dah rumah...bekilat jak lantei..bekilat jak meja makan..bersie jak dapor...kenyang jak sik Dewi ya....tapi kmk kepak!!!!!...panas!!!! bukak kipas angin cepat...gurin depan tv n nangga Dasyat!!!!...huh....
11.15am(time bukan bulan puasa)
Masak nasik....masak sikit pakei lunch..ibu balit lunch...mati mek mun sik masak..kenak kerepak lak....
masak apa?...heheheh....mcm2..mana mana timbol di palak tok....hehehehhe..p genti nyaman la...lak ktkorg try....
Gia la cerita nya tek...tp sejak aher2 tok..kmk dh sik bgn kol 7.30am gik...coba tekak kol brapa?..
salah...tekak gik....sikit gik....ahahhahaaa...kol 10am bok mek bgn n start polah kerja rumah....bygkan kol bapa bok lekak...huhuhuhuuuuuuuu......
** BroSis**
Haluuu all....
Apa BroSis ya?...
well actually kmk & adik kesayangan mek ya (Budi), mek duak tek berangan nak molah kumpulan nama BroSis...hahahahahaaaaaa.....pasalah becita-cita nak ooo...sik salah...
Ya la tek, mek duak nang salu belagu...apa tek nak practice ba...sak sora kin merdu bak buloh perindu....ahahhaaaaa....tapi honestly sora Budi boleh tahan....mok dengar sik nya belagu?...well actually mek duak belagu....ahahahaaaaa....mesti ktkorg suma curious nak ooo..n ingga juak ngn mek duak..p sikpa...ya la guna blog tok pakei meluah semua nak ooo....
Take A Bow-Trial version
Ookay...video tok belom mena2..hahaha...our first trial....gik blom betol...n iboh dilalek gilak mpuan sebelah budi ya...nya da sot sikit...ya tang ngegeh kedirik ya...(nganok dirik sebelum ktkorg nganok)....
And part tinggi lom mena juak...nama pun trial...lak dah kacak video mek 2 kmk upload gik k...
tungguuuuuu.....
Apa BroSis ya?...
well actually kmk & adik kesayangan mek ya (Budi), mek duak tek berangan nak molah kumpulan nama BroSis...hahahahahaaaaaa.....pasalah becita-cita nak ooo...sik salah...
Ya la tek, mek duak nang salu belagu...apa tek nak practice ba...sak sora kin merdu bak buloh perindu....ahahhaaaaa....tapi honestly sora Budi boleh tahan....mok dengar sik nya belagu?...well actually mek duak belagu....ahahahaaaaa....mesti ktkorg suma curious nak ooo..n ingga juak ngn mek duak..p sikpa...ya la guna blog tok pakei meluah semua nak ooo....
Take A Bow-Trial version
Ookay...video tok belom mena2..hahaha...our first trial....gik blom betol...n iboh dilalek gilak mpuan sebelah budi ya...nya da sot sikit...ya tang ngegeh kedirik ya...(nganok dirik sebelum ktkorg nganok)....
And part tinggi lom mena juak...nama pun trial...lak dah kacak video mek 2 kmk upload gik k...
tungguuuuuu.....
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